Applying for Masters in USA is same like making a girl friend and marrying her :P
This post if to just compare, not to hurt anyone.
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First you need to have lot of money to do masters in USA(If you want a good girl friend, you need to have lot of money :D, this is very known fact for these days teenagers)
This post if to just compare, not to hurt anyone.
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step 1 : GRE
Then writing GRE is like having talent, more talented you are more marks you can score in GRE and you will get a good university.
You should be good at three sections to score good in GRE
Firstly, AWA(you should be good at 1. Stopping "issue" with girl and 2. stop "argument" with girls. You should be perfect in both sections).
Secondly, your verbal section should be good(1.Reading Comprehension 2.Text Completion 3.Sentence Equivalence)
Finally, comes the quant section(1.Arithmetic 2.Algebra 3.Geometry and 4.Data Analysis)
(More the talented you are, then more girls are in your options)
You should able to calculate girl daily spending, then you are good at quant section.
step 2: IELTS/TOEFL
Then writing IELTS/TOEFL is like how well you are at English.(There will be two types of girls, Complicated girls are like TOEFL, these type of girls are complicated and high level. The other type of girls are like IELTS, these girls are easily manageable compared to the TOEFL type girls
This step is same like managing a girl and convincing her in everything, this tests if you are excellent in "listening" to a girl, "speaking" to a girl, "reading" girls mind and finally writing flirting poems and messages for her. The more you are good in these four sections, then you can score good from the girl)
This step is same like managing a girl and convincing her in everything, this tests if you are excellent in "listening" to a girl, "speaking" to a girl, "reading" girls mind and finally writing flirting poems and messages for her. The more you are good in these four sections, then you can score good from the girl)
step 3: Applying universities
Applying universities is like start flirting girl with your profile. You should have good GRE and IELTS/TOEFL for flirting a girl. A good profile gives you a very good girl. If you need scholarships(girl who spend for you instead), you should have very good profile and apply before six months to university. Many of the guys don't have this, they are always in a hurry to get a girl friend. So they make a compromise( because Re taking GRE and IELTS/TOEFL is very costly, because we need to multiply by 60 for a dollar :D)
Step 4: Processing of your application
In this step, processing of your application starts, means you should start moving with girl and you should impress her
Step 5: Initial admission and I20
This step is like getting initial confirmation from the girl that she likes you(the university gives you the admission letter and I20 if you satisfies all the conditions, Conditions are strictly applicable in this step).
Confirmation is not the final step, "PICTURE ABHI BAKI HAI MERA DOSTH !!!!!!!!! "
Then comes two crucial steps applying loan and visa
Step 6: Applying loan
When you apply for loan, you need provide all the proofs for getting loan to be approved,this means if you have properties and money, you need to spend money for the girl and get close to their family. You should deal perfeclty with the bank manager(Girl's dad and borthers :D)
Step 7 : Applying for visa
This step is life deciding step for everyone ;). This is like proposing a girl, this takes lot of guts to propose her. Good guys gets bad girls and good girls get bad boys. Means less talent guys gets tough VO and cant manage the VO. More talented guys get easy VO, they can manage and get the girl. Once golden words "Your visa is approved and have a happy stay in USA" is out form VO mouth, then you will be on cloud 999.
*****If you try to cheat the VO, then you will be remarked for not entering USA, means if you try to cheat a girl then you are gone.******
When you get your visa approved, you put your status in FACEBOOK and stuff, same like changing the relationship from single to committed.
If you are unlucky, then you are lost and visa is not approved, it takes time to forget the girl(forget visa interview for few days) and start loving the new girl.
As Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it only gets transferred from one girl to other.(Means either visa interview is retaken or the visa interview center is changed)
Once the visa is approved then book ticket for USA one month before for low price, so this like getting ready to married.
FINAL PUNCH
"Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ...
Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai"
(No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package) - DIALOGUE FROM CHASMEE BADOOR MOVIE
SOCHO ZARA HATKE, old slogan but used now. :P
